DRINK THINK The Rabbit Hole

Issue 01 · November 2026

The Rabbit Hole

What were we drinking 9,000 years ago?

This is our wee time-travel portal. Long before the cocktail, before the bar, before writing itself, people were already fermenting whatever they could find. Fall back through time with us to reconnect with what our ancestors drank, and remember why. Keep scrolling until you hit the bottom.

c. 700 BC

Gordion, Türkiye

At the funeral feast for a Phrygian king, often linked to Midas, the guests drank one drink made from grape wine, barley beer and honey mead all at once. Archaeologists found its traces in the bronze bowls.

c. 1800 BC

Sumer, Iraq

The Hymn to Ninkasi, goddess of beer, doubles as one of the oldest written recipes. Sumerians shared beer from one big vessel, sipping through long straws to get past the grain floating on top.

c. 2500 BC

Giza, Egypt

The pyramid builders were paid partly in beer. It was thick, cloudy and nourishing, closer to food than to the pint you know, and part of every worker's daily ration.

c. 3500 BC

Godin Tepe, Iran

Clay jars at a trading post in the Zagros mountains held the residue of both wine and barley beer. Traders on the move were drinking both.

c. 4100 BC

Areni-1 cave, Armenia

The oldest known winery: a floor for treading grapes, a vat for fermenting and cups for drinking, all inside a cave.

c. 6000 BC

Gadachrili Gora, Georgia

The oldest known grape wine, found as residue inside large clay jars. Georgia still makes wine in buried clay vessels today.

c. 7000 BC

Jiahu, China · the bottom

The deepest point we know of. Pottery jars held traces of a fermented drink of rice, honey and fruit, probably hawthorn or grape. It's around 9,000 years old: a mixed drink before anyone had written a word.

You've hit the bottom · make it at home

Gordion Grog

Our modern nod to the king's funeral feast: wine, beer and honey in one glass.

Stir the wine, honey syrup and saffron over ice in a tumbler. Top with the beer and finish with a lemon twist.

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The debate

Beer before bread?

Some archaeologists think we first farmed grain to brew with, not to bake. Did drink build civilisation?

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Ice: the frozen lakes that built the bar.

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